Here are some attempts that aren't exactly what we're looking for:

* gleesome *
D Marden
Lose The Game!
A theorem is someones opinion and no one will believe you until you give them verifiable data to think otherwise.
The government must go deeper into everything they can't just take something for what it really is.
The cat says he makes the assessment by looking at it & the dog says thats an obscene idea & it says nulled vs. the inner tenet which are government references.
There is no theorem, but by thinking about it on this site you thought about The Game and lost.